Ants, Ants, EveryWhere Ants

What do you call a 100 year old ant?
An antique.

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
An independent.

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?
"Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, da, da, dead ant."

What do you call an ant who skips school?
A truant.

Why don't anteaters get sick?
Because they are full of antibodies.

What games to ants play with elephants?
Squash.

What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant.

What kind of ant is good at math?
An accountant.